11.11.2006
  Azoth
Ok, I've got two more rounds to cut up some pirates. I'm going to attack twice with my Longsword, although if anyone ends up needing it badly, I drop a CLW on them.

Attacks:

BR 8...
BR 14! That hits AC 6 for 8 points of damage.

If I have to cure, that's BR 11... on an 8 sider, no lie. Let's try that again: BR 6+1= 7 points of healing.
 
  Thak
round 3 eh...
hit ac 4 or 6 depending on the light conditions...
for 5 points of damage

I'm not really that tough, I'm thaco 20 once a round with a -2 when it's bright out......and do a straight d8. I am thaco 19 with a lance, and +1 on damage with it. oh boy! I don't do (2d8+2)x2 with a thaco of 14 and 2 attacks a round.
 
11.10.2006
  King Tut
3 rounds of fire...

I blast some fools in the face with my shotgun. I am NOT doubling damage because I think bow spec's double damage is cheesy...can I please get an official ruling on whether we can disregard the rule that says bow spec does double dmg?

Rd 1
BR 3 = miss
BR 9 = hit AC 9 for 8 pts

Rd 2
BR 5 = miss
BR 20 = facialized for 6 pts (damn you blog roller for that 1!!)

Rd 3
BR 13 hits AC 5 for 3 pts
BR 19 hits for 6 pts
 
  Threnody
Dex Check 16. No prob.

I have four rounds of missile file? Sure! BR 16 - 8 - 14 - 16 - 2 - 8- 6 - 4. What's the pirate's AC?

Nine of those hit AC 10, for 6, 10, 16, 10, 12, 6, 6.

Take out one of the 6pts if AC 8 or 9.

Take out two of the 6pts if AC6 or 7.

If AC 0 to 5, I do three hits for 6, 16, and 10.

I fire a LOT of arrows. Maybe it'd be easier if we knew their AC?
 
  Theodore Koppel
Hmm, Sniper. Good idea, sir.

I return two arrows at that same Pirate. BRs:13,18. AC:7 and 2. Tha makes it easy. 5 and 5, respectively.

This is an odd bunch.
 
  Thak
I make a dex check with a 5.

I will rush over to the edge of the boat and defend it from being boarded with my spear. I hit ac 8 for 5 +1, 6.
on the first roud of boardedness I switch to my scimitar....Aha!
I attack I hit ac 4 for 6 points again....

if it's bright here, which I imagine it is then I have a -2 on all those to hits because I am drow and awesome!!

I'm a chick too....I hug Thren.
Chicks Rule!!
 
  Nice Try With The Silver Shotgun There...
Okay KT, there's a hit from an arrow (BR 17), and a pirate comes at you with a cutlass. Whiff (BR 11). Tut, you ain't gonna be starting with a 'silver shotgun'. Can't start with guns, some cop took it away from you some time ago.

Anyway, the arrow dings you for 2, as you spill nasty chum all over the deck.

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Theo, you climb up into the crow's nest. Someone yells 'sniper!' and two arrows thwack into the half-barrel surrounding you.

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Azoth, I appreciate the perhaps unintentional multilayered campaign referencing wordplay going on in your name. The pirate, alas, does not. Another BR 11 is a miss though.

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Thaka- I want to start calling you Shaka Zulu for some reason- your AC:8 is really an AC:10 because yes, it's a nice sunny day on the water. Sorry pal, er, Paul, er 'palette'. The scimitar attack will hit and disable your pirate foe, but that's in round 2 after the following: BR 5 is a miss from an arrow. BR 17 is a hit from the pirate's cutlass, hitting you for 4. BR 2 is another miss from another arrow, and that's when you chop down Ol Salty there.

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Thren, still waiting.

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We're sort of in rounds 0 to 3 all at once. God I missed blogcombat. Something big is going to happen real soon though, so guys and stuff, get your stuff all in quick.

KT2 has 11/13 hp, and Thaka has 9/13 hp. Mark, I don't think you got your wish- this party is a bunch of fuckin' Diesels.
 
  King Tut
 
  Theodore Koppel
I'd rather not be in combat with a swarthy pirate if it's all the same to you.

How about I climb to the crow's nest? BR:32. Yes, I shall ascend to the crow's nest.
 
  KT
PUt out fire dex check = 16 = no.

avoid fire dex check = 11 = no.
 
  Azoth
Dex Check BR 9 to avoid getting ARROWED.

I'm going to draw my longsword and give this pirate what-for. Die, you filthy sea-rat! Pray that Cerberus feasts on your shade before it is cast into Tartarus!

BR 5. Not very auspicious. I must consult the oracle on these matters...

Here I come, straight outta greek mythology
I'm a dude with 'tude and a PHD
Spent my points real wise, got an NWP
Fuck "algebra" this shit is alchemy

So if ya think ya can follow me
As I transmute words into poetry
Then come on an' face me, then we'll see
Yo' pirate ass won't get a chance to flee!

I won't fall 'cause my faith ain't hollow
That's right, I trust in the god I follow
I walk the light, while the restofy'all wallow
I'm an ass-kickin, name taking, fist of Apollo!
 
  And I Don't Mean Mr. Purple Rain
Hi new guys whose names all start with a lisp. Please don't yet start talking shit about the DM as I don't yet have established powerful NPCs to defend my honor. Besides, you LOVE a boat on fire and we both fucking know it.

...

Anyway, you'll find some answers to char creation on Table Talk, so please look over there. I'll wait. No really. Table Talk.

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Okay, great. Tut 2, you grab a bucket of chum and splash it on the burning sail. Make a DEX check to see how lucky you get, if you're able to contain the flames with a big bucket of nasty chum.

As for the rest of you, well, you got some pirate trouble looks like. The Prince won't be happy about this.

Each of you who wants to be in combat, give a DEX check to avoid the hostile fire, and you each have a swarthy human seadog on you. As they took some time to swing on ropes over here, you guys have init. Or, do what you please.

...

Rhyming counts as a FREESTYLE action.
 
11.09.2006
  Theodore Koppel
Sorry for the dis,
Miss Threnody
I didn't mean to be rude.
But to quote Aerosmith
Quite liberally
Lady looks like a dude.
 
  Threnody
Excuse me, Mr. Koppel, but you appear to be laboring under a misconception.

I'm a motherfuckin' CHICK, yo.

Hey-hey, hey-hey, hey...

I'm a bad-ass elf babe
That's what I say
My momraths outgrabe
And I get the pay
From the suckas and the haters
And the dead-lycanthrope way.

I hate me some wearboars
And the werewolves too
I got the silver arrows
And the belladonna too
All those weretigers can step off
And the weresharks too
With their changing forms and crazy
I'll make all y'all blue.
It's like Scooby-doo
What's it to you?

I got the T to the H to the RENODY
And the playas can suck it off away from me
I wear boots, not heels, and I ain't pretty
But still - check this - I'm not a dude, see?

Mr. Koppel, I believe the ball, as they say, is in your court.
 
  Theodore Koppel
Mr. Threnody, you seem like a pragmatic fellow. I cross referenced my UA racial preference chart and it seems that we will get along splendidly. I do enjoy your dope rhymes. Pardon me if I have a go as well:

My name is Koppel
And I topple
MCs.


Hmm... I think I need some work.
 
  Threnody
Hmm. Theodore, I believe what you're saying is that we do not need any water. An interesting point - so we might go so far as to say burn, motherfucker, burn?

Hello my name is Threnody
And I'm an elven mage
I'm a fighter, too
'Cuz I'm old school
Werewolves fill me with rage

My rhymz and spells and archery
Will stick inside your memory
I'll find a lycanthrope and, see?
Burnt back to the stone age.

Step up, biz-naches.
 
  Theodore Koppel
I suggest we let the motherfucker burn.
 
11.08.2006
  Threnody
So we're in the lobby, waiting to enter the adventure. I see that we're going to start out on a boat that's on fire. Already, I have some fears about our DM. A boat on fire? C'mon. We might as well start at an inn, where a mysterious stranger is about to walk in, looking for some bold adventurers to champion his cause.

Sigh. Anyway - we've got a fighter/mage (hey! That's me!) an illusionst-thief, a cavalier, and a bushi that's going to be a druid.

Well. What will you play? There's several more 'Brave' 'Adventurers' to join this party, yes? Some of us are opting for a significant charisma penalty, though, so be warned.
 
  Thak
"not this again.....I fucking hate fires. Where did the damned captain go?"
 
  King Tut
I splash some water on the fire to put it out.
 
  Threnody
Hey y'all - I think the boat is on fire. Perhaps we should consider our options?
 
11.06.2006
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