Threnody Excuse me, Mr. Koppel, but you appear to be laboring under a misconception.

I'm a motherfuckin' CHICK, yo.

Hey-hey, hey-hey, hey...

I'm a bad-ass elf babe
That's what I say
My momraths outgrabe
And I get the pay
From the suckas and the haters
And the dead-lycanthrope way.

I hate me some wearboars
And the werewolves too
I got the silver arrows
And the belladonna too
All those weretigers can step off
And the weresharks too
With their changing forms and crazy
I'll make all y'all blue.
It's like Scooby-doo
What's it to you?

I got the T to the H to the RENODY
And the playas can suck it off away from me
I wear boots, not heels, and I ain't pretty
But still - check this - I'm not a dude, see?

Mr. Koppel, I believe the ball, as they say, is in your court.  ¶ 6:45 PM