Theodore Koppel, Skeleton. I buy a mule, a 10' pole, a lantern, and 50' of rope.

Oh, I also get some low soft boots.  ¶ 10:30 AM 2 comments

  Dag Retconning a bit...

I don't follow Ted through the mirror, but rather, I write "The land of Naked Albino Midgets" in the book and go through THAT mirror.

Now we're talkin'

Labels: Love them naked albino midgets

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  Don't Worry, I'll Save This Blog

What happened to the mic?

Yo I bent this.

Like my Bentley

Cuz after 32 beers and a fifth

I didn’t even see that tree.

Walk with me

While I rip this

Quickly

I got more sense than Fifty

My rhymes earn my recompense

While my beats make the milk pillows jiggle

Like lil chillun

Dancin to the Wiggles

I get all the pussy,

Like Biggles-

-Worth, from Peru to Perth

Actually, all over the Earth.

  ¶ 9:52 PM 4 comments

  Theodore Koppel, Lich Overlord Not so fast.

I point the bone wand at myself and command: SKELTONIZE BITCH!!!!

Ha ha ha!!! I am a Lich!!!

I then commence scaring children.  ¶ 1:16 PM 0 comments

  Theodore Koppel Got a quarter?  ¶ 10:27 PM 0 comments