Threnody
Hmm. Theodore, I believe what you're saying is that we do not need any water. An interesting point - so we might go so far as to say burn, motherfucker, burn?
Hello my name is Threnody
And I'm an elven mage
I'm a fighter, too
'Cuz I'm old school
Werewolves fill me with rage
My rhymz and spells and archery
Will stick inside your memory
I'll find a lycanthrope and, see?
Burnt back to the stone age.
Step up, biz-naches.