6.29.2007
  Dag
Summon PARIS HILTON!

Does she get the same CCB rolls as a badger? I mean, she prolly picked up some wicked new moves whilst in the clink.

What d'ya say?

If she is only summon-able for red carpet hype or night vision romps between the sheets, then I summon a badger, an ANGRY badger. Either way it's a second level summon.

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  Round 1... Fight!
The orc wearing gauntlets isn't here to talk about his feelings or play a party game.

Theodore, your show of wand 1) fails, but 2) gives you the apple.

He pummels you in the face for 5 hp, with a total left-right-uppercut thing.

Reginald casts another spell and the night sky dims. It is completely black, you cannot see. He prepares to cast again next round. Note that he's really far away, across this rope bridge thing.

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6.28.2007
  Dag
Dammit Reginald... I wasn't ignoring the NPC, I was retconning some actions when we were exploring, and more than anything else, I was trying to keep this alive and have a little fun while the DM was "out for three weeks". so much for that idea.

Anyway, with hands in the air to indicate surrender, I say "Hey! Whoa! Let's talk this out. We didn't mean to break anything. We didn't know you lived here. Easy there Stardevil dude. Let's all just take a deep breath and be cool."

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6.27.2007
  Theodore Koppel
Well, seeing as I've got just a bone wand, and possibly a kitchen knife, I point my wand at STARDEVIL, and will something to happen.

I shout: "Bone Wand Power!!!"

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6.26.2007
  STARDEVIL Cometh
Dude, Blogger in Japan is all crazy. All the buttons and weblinks and stuff are labeled the same:

????

It's sort of awesome, but sort of retarded.

Anyway, how's it going everybody? Let's do some stuff here.

...

Reginald the Astronomer takes poorly to being ignored. By the way, 'ignoring the NPC' I must say is something I've never seen before. I'd love to see it happen in table top. The DM brings out some totally sweet guy, cloak rippling in the wind, black tattoos across his back, a sword with like a demon inside, white hair from a thing long ago, totally mysterious and awesome past. He starts to talk and then the PCs just pretend like he's not there and go shopping for more bolts or something.

So yeah, Reginald gets flustered.

"What the... Hey! Hey I'm talking to you! You shouldn't just be here hanging out or whatever! And- wait! Don't touch that... that's mine! You're gonna break it, god damn it. Alright, you asked for it."

He casts a summoning. Sky goes dark, meteor shoots across the star-drenched universe, clouds coalesce, and there's a shower of white lights like fireworks or a million fireflies all combusting at once.

Descending from the clouds on a paper crescent moon suspended from wires comes an orc.

"STARDEVIL... attack!" yells Reginald.

The orc is wearing big-ass gauntlets. He confidently strides into melee. Reginald begins casting another spell. "Ignore this, assholes!"

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6.25.2007
  Dag
I was playing the 'I haven't seen him yet either' gig...

"I know there's plenty of that rabbit food out there... but I'm talkin' about getting some meat and potatoes, maybe some ribs, or a rotisserie chicken."

Astronomer? What Astronomer?

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  Theodore Koppel
Sure thing, Mr. Dag.

Let's fire this dumbwaiter up.

However, I think the DM stated that we've got enough food from the jungle and ocean. So I don't really buy your "I'm starving bit". Still, I'll get in and check things out.

Any knives in the kitchen? If so, I get a mean one.

I pretend not to notice Reninald just yet.
 
  Dag
Rob, does the dumb waiter give us access to any floors above or beneath us that the stairs do not? I offer Tk a ride in the dumb waiter: "Hey Ted, you wanna take this thing out for a spin? Maybe you can scrounge up some grub. I'm starvin."

When dude comes in, I politely say: "Easy does it Reninald. We are just passing through. Our ship ran out of fuel and we washed up on your beach. We aren't looking for any trouble. Are you alone on the island? Does anyone on the island have any fuel?

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