11.10.2006
Nice Try With The Silver Shotgun There...
Okay KT, there's a hit from an arrow (BR 17), and a pirate comes at you with a cutlass. Whiff (BR 11). Tut, you ain't gonna be starting with a 'silver shotgun'. Can't start with guns, some cop took it away from you some time ago.
Anyway, the arrow dings you for 2, as you spill nasty chum all over the deck.
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Theo, you climb up into the crow's nest. Someone yells 'sniper!' and two arrows thwack into the half-barrel surrounding you.
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Azoth, I appreciate the perhaps unintentional multilayered campaign referencing wordplay going on in your name. The pirate, alas, does not. Another BR 11 is a miss though.
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Thaka- I want to start calling you Shaka Zulu for some reason- your AC:8 is really an AC:10 because yes, it's a nice sunny day on the water. Sorry pal, er, Paul, er 'palette'. The scimitar attack will hit and disable your pirate foe, but that's in round 2 after the following: BR 5 is a miss from an arrow. BR 17 is a hit from the pirate's cutlass, hitting you for 4. BR 2 is another miss from another arrow, and that's when you chop down Ol Salty there.
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Thren, still waiting.
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We're sort of in rounds 0 to 3 all at once. God I missed blogcombat. Something big is going to happen real soon though, so guys and stuff, get your stuff all in quick.
KT2 has 11/13 hp, and Thaka has 9/13 hp. Mark, I don't think you got your wish- this party is a bunch of fuckin' Diesels.
Anyway, the arrow dings you for 2, as you spill nasty chum all over the deck.
...
Theo, you climb up into the crow's nest. Someone yells 'sniper!' and two arrows thwack into the half-barrel surrounding you.
...
Azoth, I appreciate the perhaps unintentional multilayered campaign referencing wordplay going on in your name. The pirate, alas, does not. Another BR 11 is a miss though.
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Thaka- I want to start calling you Shaka Zulu for some reason- your AC:8 is really an AC:10 because yes, it's a nice sunny day on the water. Sorry pal, er, Paul, er 'palette'. The scimitar attack will hit and disable your pirate foe, but that's in round 2 after the following: BR 5 is a miss from an arrow. BR 17 is a hit from the pirate's cutlass, hitting you for 4. BR 2 is another miss from another arrow, and that's when you chop down Ol Salty there.
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Thren, still waiting.
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We're sort of in rounds 0 to 3 all at once. God I missed blogcombat. Something big is going to happen real soon though, so guys and stuff, get your stuff all in quick.
KT2 has 11/13 hp, and Thaka has 9/13 hp. Mark, I don't think you got your wish- this party is a bunch of fuckin' Diesels.
