Bless This Mess
Azoth: Eh, just roll CON.
Okay, everyone's Blessed. +1 to hit, y'all.
Labels: that's actually probably how the prayer goes you know
Hmm... yeah, apparently I don't have a con score. I probably wrote it on a piece of paper when I wrote up Azoth. I guess we can use 10 minus whatever I lose here or I can just reroll 3d6. Lemme know, Rob.
In the mean time, I'll get leveling out of the way. HP BRs 5 and 5, so I get 4 more hit points. I'm not going to bother gaining HP from the princess, as I imagine that's temporary. Mean time, I'll update my character sheet for Thac0 and such.
I'll cast bless on everyone here. I have a feeling we may need it.
Labels: I sure cast bless a lot
The spiderbot enters the fray! The owl does some damage! Theo sucks! No offense dude, I'm just reporting the news as I see it. Maybe next round you won't suck.
Threnody, WTF are you talking about? What magic sword? You can't be talking about the Guard Captain's magic sword which is one month and 500 miles away. Some hobo named Laurence Doppleganger has that now. No he isn't really a doppleganger, it's just his name. Maybe sort of like Jim the Rapist may or may not
have been a rapist? Like Schrodinger's cat, only Paul torched the box before you could open it and see if the guy was really a rapist or not.
Anyway, the Anacondabear is still alive! Lookin good! Theo and Az take more CON and hp dmg, and the owlbearadonda CCBs Dag some more. You take... 5 hp? No hug this time. KT heals 4 of that (I'm assuming since the thing is CCBing Dag, he gets the healing), and we're going into R3. Bearacondl is AC:7.
Az: CON 8/10, hp 10/15
Dag: 16/36 hp
Theo: CON 8/10, hp 14/18
Labels: the condi rice thing made me laugh
I shake off my stupor and heal who ever needs it most. BR 4.
I also send spiderbot in, BR 10 for its gun. If that's a hit, BR 3 (x2).
Hmm. Illusions don't count for much when you're in the clutches of an Owlcondabear.
I wish I had a magic missile. Maybe I should have gone to Wizard school. I should have studied harder for those WCATs.
A swing with my sword, BR:10. A swing and a miss.
Enormous Owl attacks for 8 points!!!
C - BR13 for 3
C - BR 6 miss
B - BR 18 for 5
I swing away:
BR 13 for 5 (BR3 +2)
BR15 for 7 (BR5 +2)
Labels: somehow I doubt "Snake Charm" is going to work here...
Save vs. Anaconda . . . Owlbeara . . .
Save vs. BW is a 20. Yup.
Two bowshots. BR 3 and 4 - I'm pretty sure both miss. Is the owlcondabear AC 12?
Sigh. Who has a magic sword? I suppose I COULD take it, but swords aren't what I'm all about.
I'm all about bowfire! next round: BR 16 and 12: unless that bearacondaowl is AC 0, that's two hits. BR 1 and 3 for 7 points.
Labels: anacondabear, bearacondaowla, condoleeza rice, owlcondabear
Dag, nice, but you guys still have a ways to go... will this fearsome beast be the end of DiD?
Theo, yeah you can cast.
I stab stab stab at the Olwcondabear!
BR:7, 9, 12. Given my amazing strength, that 12 hits AC:9.
If I get lucky, that's 4 points in my third round.
Can I cast?
Labels: a drop in the drop in the bucket
On that Critcal, BR 16 should hit for 8 points.
For my round, BR1 (oof) and BR 15 for 6 points
My Owl's claws - BR10, BR 2 but oh the beak! BR20 for 10 (BR3 & 2 X2)
Labels: TCB with the CCB
Okay Azoth and Theodore, since you failed your saves, you each start losing 1 CON point each round until the anaconda constricts you to death. You also each take 1d4 hp a round automatically.
Az? I don't see your CON on your char sheet. I'll assume it's 10 until further notice. Did you take your levels and new hp? Damage done, nice roll. Although this creature is huge and it looks like 8 hp is just a drop in the hp bucket...
Dag, okay, you're not being constricted. You summon a huge fucking owl, but no, the anacondabear or whatever doesn't 'go' for it. It attacks, you can roll its attacks. For this round I'll do it... one hit for 3 hp.
The anaconda goes for you with a claw/claw/beak! Hit and a double for the claws, meaning you get hugged for extra dmg! Ouch! Then there's a 1 on the beak, so go ahead and take your crit fumb.
Az: CON 9/10, hp 11/15
Dag: 17/36 hp
Theo: CON 9/10, hp 17/18
Labels: the famous claw claw beak
Let's start this off strong:
Save v. Breath Weapon --> BR 18 - fuhgetaboutit
Casting a 2nd circle summon means:
FUCKING ENORMOUS OWL - booyah. There isn't any info on the reference page, but I'll guess it is similar to Badger. HD 2 +1 means BR2, BR4, +1 gives this biatch 7 whopping HP.
Any chance the Owlcondabear will fall in love with my summons Owl? Only time will tell...