Azoth Dex Check BR 9 to avoid getting ARROWED.

I'm going to draw my longsword and give this pirate what-for. Die, you filthy sea-rat! Pray that Cerberus feasts on your shade before it is cast into Tartarus!

BR 5. Not very auspicious. I must consult the oracle on these matters...

Here I come, straight outta greek mythology
I'm a dude with 'tude and a PHD
Spent my points real wise, got an NWP
Fuck "algebra" this shit is alchemy

So if ya think ya can follow me
As I transmute words into poetry
Then come on an' face me, then we'll see
Yo' pirate ass won't get a chance to flee!

I won't fall 'cause my faith ain't hollow
That's right, I trust in the god I follow
I walk the light, while the restofy'all wallow
I'm an ass-kickin, name taking, fist of Apollo!  ¶ 2:00 AM