Bugbeared 2 Two more rounds. Here's what gives. Go ahead and take two more rounds everyone.

Dag, you get a crit fumb from the Bugbear, but after that, the anaconda drops you heavy.

Az, weird. Same thing, one crit fumb from Bugbear, one massive blow dropping you too after some more anacondabear squeezings.

KT, two save vs. spells as Barnabas casts on you. One of those is from a Chromatic Orb that also does 5 pts of dmg. You & spiderbot drop your Bugbear though.

Theo... Bugbear gets a crit fumb on you too. Fucking A Blogroller sux today. You get nipped for 3 though.

Thren, Bugbeared for 1.


Az: CON 5/14, hp -7/15
Dag: -6/36 hp
KT: 21/36 hp
Theo: CON 1/10, hp 1/18
Threnody: 7/15 hp

Labels: imagine a world where bugbears roll some 1s

  ¶ 1:19 AM 0 comments

  KT "Dag, you idiot, the snake is an illusion and is not really there. That's why the bugbears are attacking us, and why everyone is ignoring the snake."

Spidey and I focus fire a bear.
Spidey: BR13 and 10 for 1(x2) and 5(x).
ME: BR 3 and 12 for 6 pts.  ¶ 11:15 PM 0 comments

  Dag I continue to retardedly swing at a known illusion:

BR 5 - miss (where was that on the IQ check)
BR14 - for 7

If I get to retry the IQ check - nevermind BR 13.

Labels: crap - an illusion is going to kill me

  ¶ 5:19 PM 0 comments

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Labels: Craaawww

  ¶ 11:15 AM 0 comments

  Theodore Koppel Smell?

I stab my Bugbear. BR:17. Hah! Take 1. Then hit the showers.

Hit a BB, Azoth!

Labels: Something about gamma light

  ¶ 10:15 AM 0 comments

  Bugbears A-Go-Go Sorry Theo, you and Az were already force-fed all your Betterberries. You're at where you're at, hp-wise.

Bugbears go on ahead and rumble. Bugbear kills your owl Dag, but that Bugbear's hurtin.

Theo, you can't choose DEATH until you're 12th level. You choose SMELL. It does 1d12 plus stink. Your bugbear takes 7 and STINKS.

Other bugbears fuck shit up as posted below. Bugbears is AC:6 y'all.

Barnabas Frye casts a magic spell!

Remember y'all, Anaconda ain't dead yet. Cs you for 3 Dag.

Az: CON 5/14, hp 6/15
Dag: 7/36 hp
KT: 26/36 hp
Theo: CON 1/10, hp 4/18
Threnody: 8/15 hp

Labels: imagine a world where bugbears are from new york to california

  ¶ 12:13 AM 0 comments

  Dag In my stupor, I CLW myself again BR 8 (YES!)

Enormous Owl also attacks:
C- BR 18 for 3
C- BR 1 -oof
B- BR 15 for 5

Labels: I hate illusions

  ¶ 9:18 PM 0 comments

  Theodore Koppel I Chromatic Orb my Bugbear.

What does that do? I choose, don't I? Hmm. I choose DEATH.

How many goodberries do we each get? I eat mine.

Labels: Earth people I was born on Jupiter

  ¶ 12:36 PM 0 comments

  Bugbeared Theo, you make your IQ check to disbelieve. Dag, sorry, it's not a save we play, it's an IQ check. YOU FAIL IT!!11! Teh snake biets u 4 4!!!!

Everybody has a +4 to the check cause KT tipped em off, but Dag I think that still fails it.

Barnabas Frye comes out from the balcony! "Damn it, why are you losers back here? Boys, get 'em!" A bunch of bugbears come on out to mop you up. Everybody has 1 bugbear! Make your rolls!

Az: CON 5/14, hp 6/15
Dag: 2/36 hp
KT: 30/36 hp
Theo: CON 1/10, hp 4/18

Labels: imagine a world where bugbears are attacking you

  ¶ 5:44 PM 1 comments

  Theodore Koppel Really?! An illusion? BR:14. -That makes a save vs. spell.

Hunh?  ¶ 4:42 PM 0 comments

  Dag I heed the words of my egyptian brother.

I disbelieve this crazy monster. BR 17 for a save?

This better not be the little TK impersonator we stole this factory from in the first place.

Labels: head hung in shame

  ¶ 3:07 PM 0 comments

  KT I tell everyone except Theo. Just kidding. Actually, I tell everyone, and I use the Chromatic Orb as proof ("Snakes can't cast Chromatic Orb.").

Save v. spells = 14, which I believe is a success, but I'm not positive.

I attempt to Find Hidden or whatever, BR 15 would succeed in Wisdom but nothing else. D6 = 4.

"Don't worry, we don't want to kill you. We are just some simple adventurers trying to do a simple chore to pass the time. In fact, one of our members is an illusionist. Perhaps we could talk and see if we can team up? We're not a violent bunch." Cha check 7.  ¶ 1:12 PM 1 comments

  Theodore Koppel Really?

I'm getting squeezed by an illusion?

Hey KT, how about a heads-up?  ¶ 10:26 AM 0 comments

  Sort Of Obvious KT, no, Cure Moderate was an invention of yours truly. Cure Serious is 2d8+1. You rolled an 8 total.

Oh, and you disbelieve the Anaconda. Really. As you do, you hear faint cursing and you get Chromatic Orb'd for 6 hp dmg and make a save vs. spells.

Threnody, great. You give Betterberries to Az and Theo, but their CON is still low.

Az: CON 5/14, hp 6/15
Dag: 6/36 hp
Theo: CON 1/10, hp 4/18

Labels: i thought at least

  ¶ 1:20 AM 1 comments

  KT Spiderbot: BR 9 and 1. Dmg = 3(x2).

I can't believe how much dmg this thing takes...in fact...I Disbelieve it! BR 7.

I use a Cure SRS wounds on Dag. Why is there nothing between cure light and cure serious? i thought there was a cure moderate. I don't know how much it does so I'm not rolling.  ¶ 2:03 AM 1 comments