Round 1... Fight!
The orc wearing gauntlets isn't here to talk about his feelings or play a party game.
Theodore, your show of wand 1) fails, but 2) gives you the apple.
He pummels you in the face for 5 hp, with a total left-right-uppercut thing.
Reginald casts another spell and the night sky dims. It is completely black, you cannot see. He prepares to cast again next round. Note that he's really far away, across this rope bridge thing.