Rob, does the dumb waiter give us access to any floors above or beneath us that the stairs do not? I offer Tk a ride in the dumb waiter: "Hey Ted, you wanna take this thing out for a spin? Maybe you can scrounge up some grub. I'm starvin."
When dude comes in, I politely say: "Easy does it Reninald. We are just passing through. Our ship ran out of fuel and we washed up on your beach. We aren't looking for any trouble. Are you alone on the island? Does anyone on the island have any fuel?
Labels: LOL... he said dumb waiter.