3.24.2007
The Original Four Chums Of Charon Met The Nameless Warrior In Huzzek's Abyssal Fortress Where He Was Chained To An Evil Sentient Sword Named Skylerz
Okay, you sail off towards Mammon's Point on the big island. Avoiding Gorgos, you get there. The Church, however, is closed and sealed. The massive stone doors resist your attempts to open them.
Just when you're about to feel storyline surrounding these doors, just before you take drastic measures like scaling the entire cathedral or grappling up the cliffs or something retarded like that... that's when you see the airship.
It's the unmistakable golden blimp of the Chums of Charon, immortalized in comic books loved the world 'round.
You see it descending a few miles away. Where's there's smoke... you recall the TV show you watched- the Chums were going to save the Princess too! You run all the way (10 miles) and get there to see an interesting scene.
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In a sunny meadow, the dirigible has descended. You run down a hill as a the Chums exit their skyship: Rick, Jim, Tom, Dan, and the Nameless Warrior. They all wear Izod shirts of different colors. Except for the Nameless Warrior, who only wears a big cloak and a huge helmet.
The Chums rush out and assume their pre-battle pose. Battle? Indeed, friends.
For down in the meadow below are the mercenaries and the Princess.
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The mercenaries happen to be three. No, four. Looks like three Daughters of Hecate- nasty bitches loaded with weapons. Plus a tall retarded man leading a donkey, and on the donkey is the Princess!
The Daughters size you all up. The retard takes the donkey over to a tree for shelter away from the impending battle.
The Chums regard you. "Hullo!" shouts Rick. "Nice day for an adventure, wouldn't ya say?!"
Tom says "Locked and loaded, Chums. Got the sun at our backs!"
Jim says to you guys "Sorry folks, but you'll have to wait to get autographs until we've cleaned up this little mess here. Just stand back and you won't get nicked... Better keep clear, I smell some big explosions in this one! Ha ha!"
Dan says to the Chums "We got margaritas and those Italian chicks waiting back on the Paradise Island boys. Let's do this thing... Chum style!"
The Nameless Warrior does not speak.
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Actions?
Just when you're about to feel storyline surrounding these doors, just before you take drastic measures like scaling the entire cathedral or grappling up the cliffs or something retarded like that... that's when you see the airship.
It's the unmistakable golden blimp of the Chums of Charon, immortalized in comic books loved the world 'round.
You see it descending a few miles away. Where's there's smoke... you recall the TV show you watched- the Chums were going to save the Princess too! You run all the way (10 miles) and get there to see an interesting scene.
...
In a sunny meadow, the dirigible has descended. You run down a hill as a the Chums exit their skyship: Rick, Jim, Tom, Dan, and the Nameless Warrior. They all wear Izod shirts of different colors. Except for the Nameless Warrior, who only wears a big cloak and a huge helmet.
The Chums rush out and assume their pre-battle pose. Battle? Indeed, friends.
For down in the meadow below are the mercenaries and the Princess.
...
The mercenaries happen to be three. No, four. Looks like three Daughters of Hecate- nasty bitches loaded with weapons. Plus a tall retarded man leading a donkey, and on the donkey is the Princess!
The Daughters size you all up. The retard takes the donkey over to a tree for shelter away from the impending battle.
The Chums regard you. "Hullo!" shouts Rick. "Nice day for an adventure, wouldn't ya say?!"
Tom says "Locked and loaded, Chums. Got the sun at our backs!"
Jim says to you guys "Sorry folks, but you'll have to wait to get autographs until we've cleaned up this little mess here. Just stand back and you won't get nicked... Better keep clear, I smell some big explosions in this one! Ha ha!"
Dan says to the Chums "We got margaritas and those Italian chicks waiting back on the Paradise Island boys. Let's do this thing... Chum style!"
The Nameless Warrior does not speak.
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