Sorry Theo, you and Az were already force-fed all your Betterberries. You're at where you're at, hp-wise.
Bugbears go on ahead and rumble. Bugbear kills your owl Dag, but that Bugbear's hurtin.
Theo, you can't choose DEATH until you're 12th level. You choose SMELL. It does 1d12 plus stink. Your bugbear takes 7 and STINKS.
Other bugbears fuck shit up as posted below. Bugbears is AC:6 y'all.
Barnabas Frye casts a magic spell!
Remember y'all, Anaconda ain't dead yet. Cs you for 3 Dag.
Az: CON 5/14, hp 6/15
Dag: 7/36 hp
KT: 26/36 hp
Theo: CON 1/10, hp 4/18
Threnody: 8/15 hp
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