5.18.2007
Schrodinger's Rapist
The spiderbot enters the fray! The owl does some damage! Theo sucks! No offense dude, I'm just reporting the news as I see it. Maybe next round you won't suck.
Threnody, WTF are you talking about? What magic sword? You can't be talking about the Guard Captain's magic sword which is one month and 500 miles away. Some hobo named Laurence Doppleganger has that now. No he isn't really a doppleganger, it's just his name. Maybe sort of like Jim the Rapist may or may not have been a rapist? Like Schrodinger's cat, only Paul torched the box before you could open it and see if the guy was really a rapist or not.
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Anyway, the Anacondabear is still alive! Lookin good! Theo and Az take more CON and hp dmg, and the owlbearadonda CCBs Dag some more. You take... 5 hp? No hug this time. KT heals 4 of that (I'm assuming since the thing is CCBing Dag, he gets the healing), and we're going into R3. Bearacondl is AC:7.
Az: CON 8/10, hp 10/15
Dag: 16/36 hp
Theo: CON 8/10, hp 14/18
Threnody, WTF are you talking about? What magic sword? You can't be talking about the Guard Captain's magic sword which is one month and 500 miles away. Some hobo named Laurence Doppleganger has that now. No he isn't really a doppleganger, it's just his name. Maybe sort of like Jim the Rapist may or may not have been a rapist? Like Schrodinger's cat, only Paul torched the box before you could open it and see if the guy was really a rapist or not.
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Anyway, the Anacondabear is still alive! Lookin good! Theo and Az take more CON and hp dmg, and the owlbearadonda CCBs Dag some more. You take... 5 hp? No hug this time. KT heals 4 of that (I'm assuming since the thing is CCBing Dag, he gets the healing), and we're going into R3. Bearacondl is AC:7.
Az: CON 8/10, hp 10/15
Dag: 16/36 hp
Theo: CON 8/10, hp 14/18
