Worse Than Brazilians
"You like the name CHAOS, huh? Personally I think it's a bit over the top. If Lozen and Parsifal were here, I'd pass on your compliment."
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You enter the kitchen. There's some food and stuff. There's a 19-year old girl reading the new Harry Potter book. Reginald scowls and beats her on the head with a rolled-up magazine. "Go on, git! Get out of here! Scram! Shoo!" He chases her off, and rolls his eyes in exasperation. "God, I'll tell ya. Worse than Brazilians."
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You enter the Hall of Mirrors while Reginald cleans up the kitchen. You add your name to the Book under the other names. Your name lights up with a gold flash, and one of the mirrors momentarily shimmers. Reginald comes down and says "Uh, well alright. Don't really know what you're doing, do ya?"
The list of names in the book is now:
1) Gorgos
2) Twilos
3) Orbane
4) Greyhelm
5)
scratched out
6) Yrdras
7) FPI Mainstation
8) Aea Deepstation
9) Mr. Theodore D. Koppel, R.I.
10) blank
11) blank
12) scratched out Labels: hall of mirrors, theodore koppel RI, they're everywhere these days