Welcome to CHAOS
"'Quid pro quo', huh? 'Quid pro quo?' You just beat me up and killed STARDEVIL. What kind of 'quid' are you looking for? Jesus Christ on a Cross."
"Alright, fine. Give me my stuff back and untie me. I guess you're HERE and you're REAL and you're not DEAD which is a vast improvement over the other... well, the other stuff I have going on. And don't call me 'Reggie'."
You graciously give Reginald his stuff back and untie him, keeping a skeptical eye 'lest he start to cast again. He wipes his bloody nose on his sleeve and regards the blood.
"Well, huh. Welcome to my house. This is it. The Chadrean Astronomical Observatory. CHAOS, heh heh. Huh, yeah, it's a retarded acronym. Not my idea. I just drew the short straw and had to stick around after everyone else left. That's an awfully long story... you can't seriously not know what I'm talking about. Anyway. I'm making some soup, come on in. You guys seem pretty clueless, where'd you come from anyway?"
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