Anyone need a CLW? If so, Rob, I throw down some healing before I do the following:
Dibbs on the 8-50 key card and the Visa card.
I take the robes off him, but I don't want them, one of the other mage/illusionists in the party would be more suited for them I think. I pile all the other stuff up on the floor away from him. I tie him up and gag him.
Once we're healed up, and he's good and secure, with Theo at his back with a knife, I slap him awake.
I hoep Radiant Leopard was lucky enough to get into THE CASH CAB!
"For $25, what is the capital of Botswana?""Rawr"
"ooo...I'm sorry, the answer is actually Gabarone, that's one strike. Next, oh! what? look, we're stopped at a red light, it's time for a RED-LIGHT-CHALLENGE!!! Name five soap operas currently on television... You have 60 seconds.. GO!"rawr"
"...15 seconds... and time's up. I'm sorry, but neither of those answers are correct. That's strike Two. Now, for $50, which president of the United States was the first to put solar panels on the white house?""How the fuck should I know? I'm a Leopard. And incidently I knew the capital of Botswana, ass-monkey... you just dont't understand Leopard. Now get me back to the fucking hotel. I may still be able to catch up with Paris later. Damn adventurers think they can drag me out any time of the day or night. What the fuck?!"
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