Theodore Koppel
Damn, it's a wizard book. 8 first circle, 4 second, and 2 third. You roll em, Thren.
What's the story with this bone wand? I give it a good look over. Then I give Azoth a good buggering. -That boy's been quiet.
What's up with the chainmail? Can I not physically pull it over my head? Or does it just feel
wrong? I can't imagine it would make my HD any worse. Oh well.
Hey KT, does that CB get wireless? -Let me see it for a minute. I have a grand idea. I happened to notice that Bekker's subscribes to
Jason Kottke's Twitter feed. Perhaps we can get Mr. Kottke to warn the Ambassador and the Princess that the Evil Bekkers is on their tail.
I dispatch the following message:
Dear Mr. Kottke,
Big fan of Kottke.org. I've always regarded your Blog as a wonderful distilling of cultural gems. Please have no doubt in your mind that I could elaborate on this topic without preparation. However, due to the present circumstances, I fear to waste (spend?! -SRY) time doing so.
You see, the illustrious Ambassador Bekkers, envoy to the Royal Family of Onze, has descended deep into Twilos with the aim of hiding the hapless Princess sideways in time. Yes, I know what you are thinking... She is only 15, and he's like what, 45? But, I give you my word, his intentions are completely honorable.
Ok, they are more or less honorable. Shit. Maybe they aren't honorable at all. Nonetheless, I do know that Bekkers is working to spare the young Princess the same 'juicing' fate that befell her inauspicious brother.
So, Mr. Kottke, if you'll forgive my manners, I'll cut-to-the-chase, as it were.
It is my sincerest belief that you could greatly improve the chances of the noble Lady's survival if you might Twitter the following:
bgn msg-
"Mr. Bekkers, please continue sideways in time with all due haste. EVIL BEKRS IS ON OUR TAIL. We have been framed! Now @ GMI. -SNCRLY, TK."
-end msg
Thank you so kindly for you help in advance!
Sincerely,
Theodore Koppel
p.s. It is only right that you might suspect such a cry to be a hoax. I assure, this is no hoax! Please refer to this neutral account of the events if you feel (so rightfully) hesitant.Dag, you seem to be captured by your imagination.
I head to the elevator. -Let's go upstairs guys.