The Downtown Ramada Inn...
The downtown Ramada Inn. Right. In a massive postmodern explosion, you check the internet and read the DiD Campaign Summary for clues after Theodore posts to the blog that he's alive. The DM apparently mentioned that Theo is being held in the 'downtown Ramada Inn'.
Okay geniuses, where's that? Why don't you fucking MapQuest it? Just type in Fairy Paradise Island Ramada Inn, Downtown hotel, and get back to me when you've got some directions.
Theo, you shoot the guard, and the Ambassador swings a horribly weak punch at the surprised guard. Amazingly, all connect. You launch another arrow and there's another punch which also somehow hits.
The guard is still up but looking bad. "I'll save you Princess!" he yells, still not getting it, and stabs the Ambassador, who goes down again.
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