Theodore Koppel
"Dude Bekkers, why do you have to be so negative? Seriously, I think you've really got a problem worth looking into. Anyway, if you'll remember correctly, I pulled my imaginary shotgun on the
other Bekkers. That was my crazy pal Dag that axed you. -I'm not sure why. I believe your bug-juice story."
I try to wiggle out of my restraints. Open Locks? BR:2! I do not kid. Does that work?!
If it does: Do I have any of my stuff? What's in the room? And, I untie Bekkers.