4.17.2007
Nut Your Average Combat
Here's the lowdown.
Imagine Troy, Michigan, after the apocalypse. One of those office buildings, all derelict? You're in one. (Only it's inside a geodesic dome that's all gone ghetto itself.)
You're on the second floor, in an office of an old candy bar company. A sign that reads
FAIRY NUT BARS: NUT YOUR AVERAGE CANDY BAR!
hangs tattered over the secretary's desk. In the CEO's office is where Azoth has fled, bleeding from a gunshot wound, dragging the Princess with him.
...
The Princess is hidden somewhere out of sight. The Onze Guard Captain Ambassador Bekkers, wielding a wicked blade and a sweet pistol, just blasted Az in the gut, dropping him low.
KT is standing over Az's bleeding body. The three other Onze guards have surrounded him and are beating Tut into submission.
A bobcat, the spiderbot, and Dag form a larger circle around those three guardsmen, trying to help KT and Az.
Threnody comes in from the back, bow drawn.
Theodore comes in last. Yes Theo, you can Change Self into a bigger human self.
Finally, there was a fifth guardsman, and there was the original creepy Ambassador Bekkers, but they're outside and gone.
...
Guard Captain Pistolero Bekkers gets cover behind a desk and... well, so sweet and fleeting are the best things in life. The bobcat disappears in a flash of gunfire, blood, fur, and precious cat tears. So solly.
Dag and the bot take down one of the guards.
Threnody- nice bowfire. He's AC:2 behind the desk, but you get three hits. Looking bad, somehow this well-groomed Guard Captain breaks the DM's promise! He pulls out a potion, a fucking POTION, and drinks it, healing a bit. The guy still looks rough and retargets you Threnody.
Azoth, blood continues to spurt out of your chest like a fucking gross geyser, showering the guards and KT in red salty fluid. -7 and counting.
Imagine Troy, Michigan, after the apocalypse. One of those office buildings, all derelict? You're in one. (Only it's inside a geodesic dome that's all gone ghetto itself.)
You're on the second floor, in an office of an old candy bar company. A sign that reads
FAIRY NUT BARS: NUT YOUR AVERAGE CANDY BAR!
hangs tattered over the secretary's desk. In the CEO's office is where Azoth has fled, bleeding from a gunshot wound, dragging the Princess with him.
...
The Princess is hidden somewhere out of sight. The Onze Guard Captain Ambassador Bekkers, wielding a wicked blade and a sweet pistol, just blasted Az in the gut, dropping him low.
KT is standing over Az's bleeding body. The three other Onze guards have surrounded him and are beating Tut into submission.
A bobcat, the spiderbot, and Dag form a larger circle around those three guardsmen, trying to help KT and Az.
Threnody comes in from the back, bow drawn.
Theodore comes in last. Yes Theo, you can Change Self into a bigger human self.
Finally, there was a fifth guardsman, and there was the original creepy Ambassador Bekkers, but they're outside and gone.
...
Guard Captain Pistolero Bekkers gets cover behind a desk and... well, so sweet and fleeting are the best things in life. The bobcat disappears in a flash of gunfire, blood, fur, and precious cat tears. So solly.
Dag and the bot take down one of the guards.
Threnody- nice bowfire. He's AC:2 behind the desk, but you get three hits. Looking bad, somehow this well-groomed Guard Captain breaks the DM's promise! He pulls out a potion, a fucking POTION, and drinks it, healing a bit. The guy still looks rough and retargets you Threnody.
Azoth, blood continues to spurt out of your chest like a fucking gross geyser, showering the guards and KT in red salty fluid. -7 and counting.
Labels: i read that NUT thing somewhere, is this two Bekkers thing really that hard to understand?
