Hm. Not sure what to do. A bunch of guards who do a ton of damage v. a party that sucks and fighting and has already lost 2 members.
I'll give Dag a berry, and Theo too if I can save him. Then I'll surrender, I guess they get the Princess after all. Oh well, I didn't know who to believe anyway. I'll surreptitiously add a small black mark to our forehead's and behind our ear, and tell the guards that we were mind controlled by pedophile Beakers, and that they should go easy on us. Since we are defeated, they should head to that bar, since it's under 18 night they need to go shower up and get their drink on before they head out...and it's always good to get there EARLY and get a good table, because then more girls will want to sit with you.