Dude I Am No 5th Level Fighter
Dude, let's do the math.
I'm like a 3rd level mage, non-proficient, with a DEX penalty. That puts my THACO at 24, meaning that to hit Theo I'd have to roll a nat 20 anyway.
I ain't a 5th level fighter who may or may not have spec. THACO of 16 means they needed 12s to hit you, which they rolled.
"Want to end it"? Man I'm sittin' here posting every day. You got 100% DM commitment. If this thing dies, it'll be because the players just faded away.
Anyway, you hear a horn honking outside. The last guard nods to himself and flees.
Thoughts? Feelings? Crickets?
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