Theodore Koppel I climb up a tree near the Princess. BR: 82, -barely.

Hello, My Lady, my name is T. Koppel.
Up here in the tree, -that's right, up top'ple.
My words shouldn't scare, but only assuage you
My name is Ted Koppel, and I'm here to save you.

I suggest while these bitches and chums still fight
You follow my lead and we get out of sight
You see, nearby I have a ship and a crew
And we'll take you to Onze, if it so pleases you

I do this 'cause T. Koppel feels great obligation
To always do right by ladies of your station
So please allow me to lead you and your mule
And we'll have you at sea before the end of this duel

I climb down, and try to lead her mule away.  ¶ 10:41 AM