Ghost Ride The Sub
Ezekiel says "Speak of the devil." He laughs at that.
"Well hello there my friends!" You turn to look at a pair of figures coming down the hall- the see-through hallway that leads to the other station that Ezekiel guards!
The first figure is a tall disgusting man, or something like one. Dressed in a white plastic gown, it looks like an older gentleman, who's oozing slime or something all over the place. Running down his pustule-covered face, leaving a nasty trail on the floor. He wears a hood and what looks like a small sombrero.
The figure behind his is a gorgeous woman in a blue bikini, mopping up the slime behind him.
The man says "So good to see you again!" He and Ezekiel exchange a quick look. "No?" says the man quietly. "Ha, I mean, welcome back! So nice of you to drop by! I can't wait to hear all about your voyage. You must tell me all about Twilos."
"Forgive my manners. Allow me to introduce myself- we hadn't met the first time you were here. I am Master Parsifal Meeks. What say we sit down over a bottle of Gorgan Cab and let the beautiful Melinda here whip up some sashimi."
KT, your spiderbot clicks and whirrs.
"Well hello there little fellow! Is this of your design?," he asks you Tut. "Wonderful! Come, let's talk, I can think of a modification or two you might find useful."
The Master and 'Melinda' head into the living quarters to the dining area, and wait for you to follow. Ezekiel grins. Bounce. Bounce.
While you're wondering what is going on and what to do, you see what looks like a small submarine moving about in the sea outside the glass walls! As you watch, you hear a bassline. The captain of the sub gets out of it while it's still moving and climbs on top and starts dancing!Yeah man, dis is ya boy Mistah SUB manThe yellow sub rider manThe real king of slaps manY'all better act like you know who this is manYeahLet me give you a 101 on how to ghost rideLook, the seas know what just this isGhost ride the sub up and down the seasThe ghost busters, they the PCsAlways wanna pull a nigga over for his GsNot me, I get it in a scrapesWake on the shores lookin like a figure 8sSideshow, you know where I'm sailinFrom the coast to the depths just in case you ain't knowinBabyA town politicHit the club late now trying to holla at a chickCan't get in the club cause I'm in my damn subHey little mama come and get a little rubWhat you know about, gettin you a whipBuy yourself a poncho and then your sub kicksIce up ya neck, ya hands and ya whipJust up the parascope and stuntin with ya clickChorus x2:When you get a new subUh huh uh huhAnd you feelin like a chubOkay okayWhat you gonna doYeah yeah yeah yeahGHOST RIDE ITGhost ride cha sub!YeahPull up hop out, all in one motionDancing on the sub while the sub still rollinShuntin, shinin, flamboostinParascope up like you drank the magic potionPorthole open, feet out of itDamn that captain high, he- yeah- out of itThizzin t' grettin, shit, and gridinIce in his mouth you know he big timinFrigate, rowboat, submarine and dingyGhost ride em all and get that blingyFirst time I ghost ride I was outta the cribDancin on the sub in a diaper and a bibGhost ride it, ghost ride itGet outta the way, let casper driveGhost ride it, ghost ride itWho that drivin? Patrick Swayze!Chorus x2Now stop, stop, stop, stopNow go, go, go, goGet outta the sub!Let it roll, let it rollTap that rudderOpen up ya portholeNow that's ghost ridinYa know, ya know!It's not that hard, you can do itCha wanna go dumb, just lose itBay game, bay slang, it's a bay thangJust so you know when you come to the BayStunnas is glassesThins, torpedosRippas is ladiesBibs is speedosHyphy is hyperOur version of crunkThizzin is highAnd perkin is drunkChorus x 2
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