2.16.2007
Thaka Is Forever Memorialized In A Porcelain Throne
Alright, you guys hook up with the druids. The head druid is Archdruid Franco. Franco wonders if any of you have boating experience? They'll be leaving, conveniently, right after you finish training, to intercept the Whaling Guildship Screwdriver.
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Tut, the Spiderbot is fixed, up and runnin' good. In other news, it's not hard to find out that the Megido Bros. are the hot new producers on the scene. 'Their remix' of PotionBack is number one. Word is they've got a deal with Gwen Stefani and are probably going to release a track with Mariah Carey to help her struggling career. They work out of an Orbane production house. Or maybe Gorgos?
Okay, you start building Thaka Toilets. Toilets are in pretty high demand. You can use the Thaka Toilets to fund the Twilos Robot Factory, and start to rake in the cash. Give yourself 10 gp.
Alright, you've got a 1 HD earth elemental. Actually, he's pretty butch, given that you need +2 weapons or better to hit him.
As for metal... well, nothing obvious comes up.
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Thren, again I'll remind you to take a look at 1E PH/UA mage spells, as I'm pretty sure Alter Self if not magic-user, and I'm not sure See Invis is or not.
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Remember guys, you're back in the real D&D world, so if you want to buy real equipment and get rid of crappy -1 weapons, go ahead. Speak your Stygensport peace before we move back onto boats...
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Tut, the Spiderbot is fixed, up and runnin' good. In other news, it's not hard to find out that the Megido Bros. are the hot new producers on the scene. 'Their remix' of PotionBack is number one. Word is they've got a deal with Gwen Stefani and are probably going to release a track with Mariah Carey to help her struggling career. They work out of an Orbane production house. Or maybe Gorgos?
Okay, you start building Thaka Toilets. Toilets are in pretty high demand. You can use the Thaka Toilets to fund the Twilos Robot Factory, and start to rake in the cash. Give yourself 10 gp.
Alright, you've got a 1 HD earth elemental. Actually, he's pretty butch, given that you need +2 weapons or better to hit him.
As for metal... well, nothing obvious comes up.
...
Thren, again I'll remind you to take a look at 1E PH/UA mage spells, as I'm pretty sure Alter Self if not magic-user, and I'm not sure See Invis is or not.
...
Remember guys, you're back in the real D&D world, so if you want to buy real equipment and get rid of crappy -1 weapons, go ahead. Speak your Stygensport peace before we move back onto boats...
