Threnody
Whaddya mean I haven't made the jump? I've been unconcious, dude, and I just stood up. How we doing? Oh, I see. about the same as always. Gotcha - I know what to do.
And Rob - I'm not sure I'm agreeing with your mathematics there. I was at -2, I get 7 back. That adds up to 5 hp, by my figuring.
And - you know - I am a
Professional Mathematician. Pheer my 1337 ski1z, yo.
Anyway. I pop 5 goodberries and pop this bitch. BR 16 and 2, for one hit. 6 points damage.
Then - whatever the next round is - I fire again at someone who's up and active. BR 12 and 14 - hits AC 2 and 0, for 4 and 5 points respectively. Then we'll see.
We'll see about a damn SPELLBOOK is what we'll see about, bi-yatch! No motherfucker gonna break my stride.
No dope-ass bitch gonna slow my ass down, either. Shee-it.