KT Cha check: BR 6, made by 11. I will bind the last ratman, I don't want to hurt him, but we don't need him attacking us if possible. I'm pretty sure these guys would kill us if we fight...we are already pretty weakened (and out of berries). I'll give my 8 berries to Thaka, and cast a CLW on Dag (is he still injured?) while I talk. My voice is also surprisingly quiet, yet carries above the cacophony of rats; and though it sounds like velvet, it carries a hint of the steel that lies beneath (got any more cheesy text for me to mock, Rob?).

"Hi Ren, I'm King Tut. But you may know me as K to the Tizzle 4 Rizzle. We were hired by the establishment above to investigate some problems in this area. We did not know that sentient creatures existed here. Have you had any contact with the humans that live above? It would be best for everyone if both species could live in peace. In fact, perhaps we can find some money making ventures to pursue...do you have access to any metal, or secret passageways, or any alchemical skills or compounds? I can secure a fair amount of tasty food and clean water in exchange. We may look tasty, but we really aren't. Plus, if you eat us, it would only be a couple of days worth of food, and then you are back to the usual trash. But if we become friends, we can supply you with food forever.

Tell me more about your kingdom and your subjects. I would like to see how we can work together."

Here's a little something for you.

"Hello ratman,
once again it's me,
friend to rats,
the K to the T.

Whether you are West coast,
or East coast,
you know it's no boast,
KT got the most.

Whiskers and claws
Pitter patter of paws
Just sit and listen,
to my lyrical laws."  ¶ 10:26 AM