1.12.2007
I Had To Look Up The Enya One
KT, I don't think the problem with TK's rhymes is the lyricism... you guys got that in spades, so a little bit of 'copipe', as they say, ain't gonna much help it. Theo's problem ain't with the 'pella, it's the production.
Imagine Justin Timberlake without Timbaland. Imagine Nelly without the Neptunes. Michael Jackson without Quincy Jones. Robin S without Todd Terry. Rihanna without Kidd Bogart. Apollonia without Prince. Gorillaz without Dangermouse. Enya without Nicky. Fiddy and Snoop without Dre. Paris Hilton without an army of vocoder-happy eightball-snorting DJs.
(You are imagining a world where divas run amok without great dance beats.)
...
Theo, Norman says "Yeh I'll check it yo. Kick the RockWell magic. Mebbe I can do somethin with this beatboxin stuff or the sound that ice cream maker makes." He pauses, listening to the sounds outside. "Huh... that Estonian dude or wherever he's from... there's some crazy science being dropped. Mebbe I can work it." He goes back to fiddling with the Amiga GUI.
Tut, Stavos says "Is good, the robotnik. The men, is good is working. I think this ice creams they make the good workings but they make the big sticky. You no sweat about it boss man. Leave it all to the Mr. Stavos, sir."
...
The rat fight continues:
KT and TK, since you failed your saves, you guys are diseased! I dunno, scoliosis or tuberculosis or AIDS or something. I guess rats have the Black Plague. Now you do too.
Thak, okay, round one you wound a rat. Three misses. Next round you kill a rat. Two more fuckin misses. Third round you wound a rat, and huh, another 20. I guess this thing does crank out the 20s. You take 4 and make a save vs poison. You might just want to roll saves vs poison every combat, huh?
HP check:
KT: 20/22 + diseased!
Spiderbot: 34/37
Theo: 3/10 + diseased!
Thaka: 26/30 + diseased?
Thren: 10/10
Imagine Justin Timberlake without Timbaland. Imagine Nelly without the Neptunes. Michael Jackson without Quincy Jones. Robin S without Todd Terry. Rihanna without Kidd Bogart. Apollonia without Prince. Gorillaz without Dangermouse. Enya without Nicky. Fiddy and Snoop without Dre. Paris Hilton without an army of vocoder-happy eightball-snorting DJs.
(You are imagining a world where divas run amok without great dance beats.)
...
Theo, Norman says "Yeh I'll check it yo. Kick the RockWell magic. Mebbe I can do somethin with this beatboxin stuff or the sound that ice cream maker makes." He pauses, listening to the sounds outside. "Huh... that Estonian dude or wherever he's from... there's some crazy science being dropped. Mebbe I can work it." He goes back to fiddling with the Amiga GUI.
Tut, Stavos says "Is good, the robotnik. The men, is good is working. I think this ice creams they make the good workings but they make the big sticky. You no sweat about it boss man. Leave it all to the Mr. Stavos, sir."
...
The rat fight continues:
KT and TK, since you failed your saves, you guys are diseased! I dunno, scoliosis or tuberculosis or AIDS or something. I guess rats have the Black Plague. Now you do too.
Thak, okay, round one you wound a rat. Three misses. Next round you kill a rat. Two more fuckin misses. Third round you wound a rat, and huh, another 20. I guess this thing does crank out the 20s. You take 4 and make a save vs poison. You might just want to roll saves vs poison every combat, huh?
HP check:
KT: 20/22 + diseased!
Spiderbot: 34/37
Theo: 3/10 + diseased!
Thaka: 26/30 + diseased?
Thren: 10/10
