1.03.2007
CCC: A Bloody Return
Wow, a guy has a lady over and this place just goes to HELL.
No no, this ain't fucking Chickens. If you want to play that, head over to DiD Factory and play Extremely Advanced Chickens- where you can spend a lot of skillpoints to make CHA do more than absolutely nothing.
Back to our combat- let's get this show on the road.
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Round 2:
Thak hits Roo Grotto, who uses his Sanctuary spell to backstab the hell out of someone. That someone is Dag, who takes it hard for a massive 15 hp, putting him down to -5.
Frank Burton stays on the final assassin, and we'll just call him Buckley too, as that's a great name.
Buckley flees, and Frank follows him, cursing the guy's mom up into the stands. Not bad for a CHA check, huh? Gone from 5 to 3 assassins just like that.
Dag, since you're down, that crit fumb never goes off. Well that's handy.
Az, Frank Burton is gone, so I'll retarget your attacks to Orc Buchanan. Min dmg is 1 pt, so that's what you do.
The other King, King Arthur, decides there can only be one King on stage and keeps on KT. Miss.
OB takes his two attack round on KT and clobbers you for 16 with a pair of hot blogrolls. Oof, add that to your 5 already and you're down to -3. Sorry Tut.
Everyone else decided not to post attacks and play fucking Chickens. Round three steps on up.
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Round 3:
Dag drops to -6; Tut drops to -4. Roo's Sanctuary is down, and he cures himself back to near- full.
Everyone turns on Thaka.
No no, this ain't fucking Chickens. If you want to play that, head over to DiD Factory and play Extremely Advanced Chickens- where you can spend a lot of skillpoints to make CHA do more than absolutely nothing.
Back to our combat- let's get this show on the road.
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Round 2:
Thak hits Roo Grotto, who uses his Sanctuary spell to backstab the hell out of someone. That someone is Dag, who takes it hard for a massive 15 hp, putting him down to -5.
Frank Burton stays on the final assassin, and we'll just call him Buckley too, as that's a great name.
Buckley flees, and Frank follows him, cursing the guy's mom up into the stands. Not bad for a CHA check, huh? Gone from 5 to 3 assassins just like that.
Dag, since you're down, that crit fumb never goes off. Well that's handy.
Az, Frank Burton is gone, so I'll retarget your attacks to Orc Buchanan. Min dmg is 1 pt, so that's what you do.
The other King, King Arthur, decides there can only be one King on stage and keeps on KT. Miss.
OB takes his two attack round on KT and clobbers you for 16 with a pair of hot blogrolls. Oof, add that to your 5 already and you're down to -3. Sorry Tut.
Everyone else decided not to post attacks and play fucking Chickens. Round three steps on up.
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Round 3:
Dag drops to -6; Tut drops to -4. Roo's Sanctuary is down, and he cures himself back to near- full.
Everyone turns on Thaka.
