These Guards Are Actually Better Than My Blogrolls Attest To
Welcome to the fight and the game, Dag.
Your belt is awesome.
Spec is +2 on damage, so you do 4 hp. The Holy Guards are AC:5, and if anyone is going for Duggins and gets through his Sanct, he's AC:7.
On the 1, BR:10. The guard stays on you... BR:7. You doin okay.
The other guard will go for Thaka. BR:8. Not a strong guard round. I guess his... you know, his cellphone goes off right as the combat begins.
"Ryan. Yeah, hi dear, how's it going. Yeah. No. Uh... yeah. Mm hmm. Listen... oh really? Anyway... so... look, I'm sort of OOF. Look I'm sort of fighting right now? I'll call you back. Yeah, in like 15. Yeah I'll get the milk. Alright. Yeah... yeah love you too hon. Okay. Okay. See you." Click. "Alright, where were we... 8. Aw hell."
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I'll remind you that Thren is at 1 hp; but that can be retcon-healed if someone is so able.