12.26.2006
Theodore Koppel
Thank you, I'll take it from here.
Yo, yo!
Let me see ya get crazy!
Cause all tha world's a stage
An' I am Scorsese!
Oh snap, Trip C's in round two.
MCs is droppin’ fast
but TK is pullin’ through
Just look at, Mr. ELF, he’s Sam an’ I am Frodo
I'm all on a mission
An he's a tailin’ homo
An yo, Mr. Biscuit, you’re the Chewy to my Solo
Dude’s like: “BRAWRAWAL!!!”
Crowd’s like: “What tha hell is he sayin?!”
Scooby wants a snack, and I am Princess layin’
An’ sorry Mr. Tut, much respect to my crew
But tha slipper just don’t fit
An’ I gots a ball to gets too.
So please my lesser MCs
Reads the chart under Cha
Says: “Here or higher is fo’ Koppel” cause he’s a Fuckin’ Star!
You all should be happy, you made it pretty far
An yo, grab me get me a Gin an’ Tonic
While you toasting at tha bar
So let’s draw this curtain
An reveal Mr. Oz
Cause round three you gonna see
A Royale coup d’etatz!
With that, I throw back the curtain, point to the tent, and yell: "Bring it, Ali Baba!!"
Yo, yo!
Let me see ya get crazy!
Cause all tha world's a stage
An' I am Scorsese!
Oh snap, Trip C's in round two.
MCs is droppin’ fast
but TK is pullin’ through
Just look at, Mr. ELF, he’s Sam an’ I am Frodo
I'm all on a mission
An he's a tailin’ homo
An yo, Mr. Biscuit, you’re the Chewy to my Solo
Dude’s like: “BRAWRAWAL!!!”
Crowd’s like: “What tha hell is he sayin?!”
Scooby wants a snack, and I am Princess layin’
An’ sorry Mr. Tut, much respect to my crew
But tha slipper just don’t fit
An’ I gots a ball to gets too.
So please my lesser MCs
Reads the chart under Cha
Says: “Here or higher is fo’ Koppel” cause he’s a Fuckin’ Star!
You all should be happy, you made it pretty far
An yo, grab me get me a Gin an’ Tonic
While you toasting at tha bar
So let’s draw this curtain
An reveal Mr. Oz
Cause round three you gonna see
A Royale coup d’etatz!
With that, I throw back the curtain, point to the tent, and yell: "Bring it, Ali Baba!!"
