12.20.2006
MOMO Was A Xenosaga Character Who Provided A Lot Of 'Fanservice'
Tut, well, hmm. Yeah, I guess it makes sense to be able to memorize 1st level spells in place of 2nd. However, since all your healing is 2nd circle, and you can't yet cast 3rd circle, not sure why you'd want to.
I dunno who's taken what. Just tell me exactly what you're selling and I'll give you a price.
You can't find Lars, Thak, Actually, you're not sure where he lives. The girls will hang out with you but only if you pay them, because that's kind of their job. Nothing personal.
Thren, yeah, this Lyle guy doesn't really seem like a major player here. You untie him and boot him out. He limps down the street.
Thren, stuff taken. You've made 6 more.
...
You rest up, have a drink, then make your way to Bloodkeep. Entrance fees are 1 gp each; to keep the weak M.C.s at home. Pay up or shut up. Tickets to the audience section are 1 gp, 1 sp, 1 cp, or free depending on where you want to sit.
There are a lot of people here- a significant fraction of the town has turned up. Maybe 5000 people in the crowd! Those of you with 'TK' are back behind the stage with some of the others.
A local favorite, the (sorry guys) Notorious E.L.F. takes to the stage and is your host tonight. No sign of 'Greathelm' whoever that was. Notorious starts it up.
Welcome y’all
So let’s kick off the ball
And come one and come all
Raise the roof, deck the hall
I'm the Notorious E
E's for all my ladies
That's the L, to the 'F'
For Fuck Haters, sho 'nef
I’ll smoke a blunt or smoke two
And then I’ll write a haiku
And I’ll sing it for you
Well, for the ladies beaucoup
We got a party to start
Fuckin’ get out of the Tart
Cause y’all think you so smart?
Let’s see the top of the chart
It’s the Cold Cut Collective
With our rhymes all invective
And our beats cut selective
And our J Hats protective
It’s Cold Cutlery style
To entertain and beguile
But there ain’t no mic denial
Pick it up yo… it’s Lyle!
…
Lyle- the wounded fighter from the Factory- limps his way onto the stage! He and the elf touch fists and Lyle picks it up in the same style.
Wellll….
I’m back from my quest
With an anthem or two
Lost & locked in a chest-
Unheard words is brand new.
Cause I’m unable to rest
With this party to save
Gonna white lotus this mess
Return the rave from the grave
Now that I’m here yo
The party’s complete
So quit yer ‘lean back’ shit
And start jackin the beat
I’m like Rudolph the DJ
All saving Christmas and shit
Yo, your mom gave me a BJ
And now she’s part of my dit
I was jumped, been knocked down
Worked odd jobs round the town
Hustled bitches and clowns
Now makin gps by the pounds
Cause my two-step’s the New Step,
The True Step, in the club
Your mom called, it’s true, yep
She needs me to come give a rub
To all the sucka PCs
You need more than you got
You need some skills and some frills
Like a MOMO panty shot
I rock the discotecque with your mom
And her friend from the salon
We all makin’ out on the lawn
Cause yer daddy is gone
I just came from her house
I mean ‘in’, ‘on her blouse’-
I rock all the haus fraus
Use my third leg to dowse
You’ve heard my anthem unique
My technique and physique
Rapping past your critique
So step up son and speak.
I dunno who's taken what. Just tell me exactly what you're selling and I'll give you a price.
You can't find Lars, Thak, Actually, you're not sure where he lives. The girls will hang out with you but only if you pay them, because that's kind of their job. Nothing personal.
Thren, yeah, this Lyle guy doesn't really seem like a major player here. You untie him and boot him out. He limps down the street.
Thren, stuff taken. You've made 6 more.
...
You rest up, have a drink, then make your way to Bloodkeep. Entrance fees are 1 gp each; to keep the weak M.C.s at home. Pay up or shut up. Tickets to the audience section are 1 gp, 1 sp, 1 cp, or free depending on where you want to sit.
There are a lot of people here- a significant fraction of the town has turned up. Maybe 5000 people in the crowd! Those of you with 'TK' are back behind the stage with some of the others.
A local favorite, the (sorry guys) Notorious E.L.F. takes to the stage and is your host tonight. No sign of 'Greathelm' whoever that was. Notorious starts it up.
Welcome y’all
So let’s kick off the ball
And come one and come all
Raise the roof, deck the hall
I'm the Notorious E
E's for all my ladies
That's the L, to the 'F'
For Fuck Haters, sho 'nef
I’ll smoke a blunt or smoke two
And then I’ll write a haiku
And I’ll sing it for you
Well, for the ladies beaucoup
We got a party to start
Fuckin’ get out of the Tart
Cause y’all think you so smart?
Let’s see the top of the chart
It’s the Cold Cut Collective
With our rhymes all invective
And our beats cut selective
And our J Hats protective
It’s Cold Cutlery style
To entertain and beguile
But there ain’t no mic denial
Pick it up yo… it’s Lyle!
…
Lyle- the wounded fighter from the Factory- limps his way onto the stage! He and the elf touch fists and Lyle picks it up in the same style.
Wellll….
I’m back from my quest
With an anthem or two
Lost & locked in a chest-
Unheard words is brand new.
Cause I’m unable to rest
With this party to save
Gonna white lotus this mess
Return the rave from the grave
Now that I’m here yo
The party’s complete
So quit yer ‘lean back’ shit
And start jackin the beat
I’m like Rudolph the DJ
All saving Christmas and shit
Yo, your mom gave me a BJ
And now she’s part of my dit
I was jumped, been knocked down
Worked odd jobs round the town
Hustled bitches and clowns
Now makin gps by the pounds
Cause my two-step’s the New Step,
The True Step, in the club
Your mom called, it’s true, yep
She needs me to come give a rub
To all the sucka PCs
You need more than you got
You need some skills and some frills
Like a MOMO panty shot
I rock the discotecque with your mom
And her friend from the salon
We all makin’ out on the lawn
Cause yer daddy is gone
I just came from her house
I mean ‘in’, ‘on her blouse’-
I rock all the haus fraus
Use my third leg to dowse
You’ve heard my anthem unique
My technique and physique
Rapping past your critique
So step up son and speak.
