12.21.2006
King Tut
I spend all my money on girls that can dance and a cardboard cut out of a Bentley. I also recruit my other druid buddies to be my posse. I'll spend a little of the money to buy some scrap metal and make myself an outfit like the Road Warriors from old WWF (Google them and Hawk or Animal if it helps). I also get some pieces of wood and I'll use Warp Wood to make them into cool shapes...like a Bentley...
I'll also use Faerie Fire, Obscurement (like a big fog party), and Charm Person to rock the house. I highlight some of the dancers, and myself at opportune times. And I make some Goodberries and throw them to the crowd (yummy!).
We can all be on the same team, or KT can roll solo. But he's got the rhyme and the rhythm in his heart, and it's got to come out.
"Hello everybody
Yes it's me
the diabolical,
the K to the T.
I come here
to ask you
if you parlez vous
francais,
if you do,
gimme a HEY.
Fresher than Snuggle,
cleaner than
hand sanitizer,
KT's the one who
flies you there.
If dreams are like movies,
then memories are films about ghosts.
Say merci beaucoup
cause KT rocks it the most."
I'll also use Faerie Fire, Obscurement (like a big fog party), and Charm Person to rock the house. I highlight some of the dancers, and myself at opportune times. And I make some Goodberries and throw them to the crowd (yummy!).
We can all be on the same team, or KT can roll solo. But he's got the rhyme and the rhythm in his heart, and it's got to come out.
"Hello everybody
Yes it's me
the diabolical,
the K to the T.
I come here
to ask you
if you parlez vous
francais,
if you do,
gimme a HEY.
Fresher than Snuggle,
cleaner than
hand sanitizer,
KT's the one who
flies you there.
If dreams are like movies,
then memories are films about ghosts.
Say merci beaucoup
cause KT rocks it the most."
