Because You Said Please: CCC Round 2 Hmm, KT, you went big on round 1, but round 2 hasn't yet come together. Maybe some of your friends can help you out and not leave you hangin out there.

In the meantime, a 4th level magic user named Kris Biscuit comes out, escorted by two babes, who presents the following for your enjoyment:

My Rhymes (How I Roll)

My rhymes have gone renegade
Far outta control!
My lines are sweet lemonade
For mind body and soul
Prizes, shorties, and accolades
I got them all col’
I roll up in my Escalade
Cause that’s how I roll.

Yo
I’m bound for the pound
With the sound that I found-
In the town, all around,
And then deep underground.
Like a fat lump of coal
Like a mole, like a troll
A hole on an atoll, yo’l-
Cause that’s how I roll.

My rhymes kept you waitin
Like yer reservation got lost
Yo bitches, kill your hatin
I been busy gettin sauced.
But I’m done excavatin
Now I’m back on patrol
Commence the girlie gyratin
Cause that’s how I roll

Afta the DJ bump my single
Y’all gotta holla ‘Rewind!’
Make ya dancin’, Make ya mingle
Make ya shake yer behind
Healin the sick, make ya whole
Givin sight to the blind-
Cause that’s how I roll
Ya soul body and mind.

Uh
My rhymes are 8th Circle
Fuckin’ Power Word: Bling
So don’t you know that it Christmas?
Heard you the song that I sing?
Check it:
A magic ring is a thing
Like the skills that I bring
Like the king of the spring
Or like the mystic yang ying
One fling cuz I swing
With some merry ho hos
I roll deep with the Ngs
Cause that’s how I roll.
Cause that's....
That's precisely how I roll.

Now you know.

And you can prepare for the final exam.
Ha ha!

On my freshness.

My… corn muffins, kid.

Kris Biscuit.

How I roll.  ¶ 10:40 PM