12.19.2006
Asian Ambush Round 1
Thak and Az, you guys kill the dwarf in two rounds. Az, since Thak fairie fired the guy, actually AC:11 is a hit. I rolled for your dmg: 3-1 = 2 hp. Hmm. Plus Thak's hit for 4.
Next round, the 20 is still a double damage, and you run the dwarf through like a fat little piggy. He kicks and spits on the stick that you pushed through his abdomen, dwarf innards becoming spring-loaded outtards as you retract the wooden shaft. Part of his large intestine is still stuck on the spear tip, and it all comes out as you pull out the spear. Fat, greasy pink and bloody red entrails dangle from the tip like the macabre standard of a terrible death knight.
Blood spills from the huge open wound in the dwarf's stomach, mixing with yellow and black bile. Acid drips out from the sore, cauterizing the wound open and wrecking further havoc on the fat dwarf's ventral surface. He stares down in disbelief, murmuring and stammering in shock and horrorof his life's blood- his soul, spirit, and essence- squirting out of him like a fountain of nightmarish death.
Az, you're covered in a torrent of gore and intestinal fluid upon retraction of your lethal implement.
Yuck.
Next round, the 20 is still a double damage, and you run the dwarf through like a fat little piggy. He kicks and spits on the stick that you pushed through his abdomen, dwarf innards becoming spring-loaded outtards as you retract the wooden shaft. Part of his large intestine is still stuck on the spear tip, and it all comes out as you pull out the spear. Fat, greasy pink and bloody red entrails dangle from the tip like the macabre standard of a terrible death knight.
Blood spills from the huge open wound in the dwarf's stomach, mixing with yellow and black bile. Acid drips out from the sore, cauterizing the wound open and wrecking further havoc on the fat dwarf's ventral surface. He stares down in disbelief, murmuring and stammering in shock and horrorof his life's blood- his soul, spirit, and essence- squirting out of him like a fountain of nightmarish death.
Az, you're covered in a torrent of gore and intestinal fluid upon retraction of your lethal implement.
Yuck.
