King Tut
I spend my 2nd round laughing at the gnome. I did 20 pts in 1 round, so it looks like it will take you 20 rounds to catch up. Good luck, I'll be getting a nice cup of green tea.
Speaking of, I'd like to retcon to town and buy some nice green tea to carry. I'll deduct 10gp, and 15 more for accrued charges (I think 15 is about right).