MASTER GREGORY VRILL MPG, LORD OF THE DREAMWORLD, PC KILLER, HUSBAND AND FATHER
Yawn. This website sucks.
Anyway, sorry Marivhon but your strategy is retarded. Silence is only 15' and you're swinging a halberd. I can easily get away in time to cast one spell on you before you close again. That's how movement rate works in the game. You don't automatically get to drift along next to me. I move, I cast, then it's your turn. It's not like there's a magnet on you pulling you into me, loser. Besides I've got silent casting as an nwp.
Oh no a fireball. I drink a damn potion and heal to full. Then I magic missile Roy LAMEPEZ to death until he dies and start magic missiling Marivhon. I'm going to KILL YOU, AGAIN. THEN YOU CAN CRY, AGAIN. Here's my magic missile rolls: 5, 6 (that kills CHEESEPEZ finally), and then 4, 5, 3, 6 = 18 to Marivhon. NO SAVE, TP.
And Dave, you are an imbicile. The poem is from Nabokov. You know, NABOKOV? Only the greatest of the 20th century novelists? Moron, take an english class.