10.23.2006
Master Gregory Vrill MPG, Guildmaster of the Grito/Greyhelm Potion Guild, Lord of the Dreamworld, PC KILLER
Wait a sec D)ick M)uncher. I'm only abiding by the rules YOU outlined. I'M ONLY trying to STAY ALIVE. Then you go and change the rules on me? God I wish I could just fireball YOU.
And wait, so because Renwick's not logging on, I can't target him either with spells? He just gets a free pass through the combat, skipping sweetly down the godamn yellowbrick road while I FIGHT FOR MY LIFE??!!! That is 100% UNFAIR.
Well let me take a free action, which otherwise might have been consumed with something like DRINKING A POTION EXCEPT WHOOPS THE LAWS OF PHYSICS CHANGE FROM ONE COMBAT ROUND TO ANOTHER JUST BECAUSE BROGG HAS A HISSY FIT AND SHITS HIS DRAWERS.
I proclaim the following words to the PCs as a sort of eulogy for their sad lives.
"Because you took advantage of an Alchemist
because you took advantage
because you took my magic items
because you took advantage of my disadvantage . . .
when I stood at 4th level in Grito
before Greyhelm law and all its singing stars
Because you took advantage of my daughter
when owlbears were helpless moulting moist and tender
hoping for the best
dreaming of selling border collies to the Grito guard
aye of a litter of half-elf Abbeys
Because you took advantage of my inner
essential innocence
because you cheated me
Because you cheated me of my redemption
because you killed
owlbears
and destroyed a weather station and
a little downy girl still wearing poppies
still eating popcorn in the colored gloam
where tawny kobolds took paid coppers
because you stole her
from her wax-browed and dignified magic-user protector
spitting into his heavy-lidded eye
ripping his flavid toga and at dawn
leaving the mage to roll upon his new discomfort
the awfulness of love and potions
remorse despair while you
took a little half-elf oracular girl to pieces
and threw her body away
because of all you did
because of all I did not
YOU HAVE TO DIE"
...Wait a sec. So if Renwick just doesn't post, he drops out... he can't be MADE to do anything, and he can't be attacked? Well I see then. That's actually very interesting.
And wait, so because Renwick's not logging on, I can't target him either with spells? He just gets a free pass through the combat, skipping sweetly down the godamn yellowbrick road while I FIGHT FOR MY LIFE??!!! That is 100% UNFAIR.
Well let me take a free action, which otherwise might have been consumed with something like DRINKING A POTION EXCEPT WHOOPS THE LAWS OF PHYSICS CHANGE FROM ONE COMBAT ROUND TO ANOTHER JUST BECAUSE BROGG HAS A HISSY FIT AND SHITS HIS DRAWERS.
I proclaim the following words to the PCs as a sort of eulogy for their sad lives.
"Because you took advantage of an Alchemist
because you took advantage
because you took my magic items
because you took advantage of my disadvantage . . .
when I stood at 4th level in Grito
before Greyhelm law and all its singing stars
Because you took advantage of my daughter
when owlbears were helpless moulting moist and tender
hoping for the best
dreaming of selling border collies to the Grito guard
aye of a litter of half-elf Abbeys
Because you took advantage of my inner
essential innocence
because you cheated me
Because you cheated me of my redemption
because you killed
owlbears
and destroyed a weather station and
a little downy girl still wearing poppies
still eating popcorn in the colored gloam
where tawny kobolds took paid coppers
because you stole her
from her wax-browed and dignified magic-user protector
spitting into his heavy-lidded eye
ripping his flavid toga and at dawn
leaving the mage to roll upon his new discomfort
the awfulness of love and potions
remorse despair while you
took a little half-elf oracular girl to pieces
and threw her body away
because of all you did
because of all I did not
YOU HAVE TO DIE"
...Wait a sec. So if Renwick just doesn't post, he drops out... he can't be MADE to do anything, and he can't be attacked? Well I see then. That's actually very interesting.
