10.18.2006
Master Gregory Vrill, Master of the Grito/Greyhelm Potion Guilds and Lord of Croatius' Plane
No, actually I don't cast that crappy spell. That's retarded, why would the D)ouche M)aster make me do something inane like that?
I start by drinking a OneUp Potion, giving me a +1 to EVERYTHING, activate my Ring of Protection from Evil as a free action, move back my full movement rate, and drop a Dispel Magic on the PCs.
Aids GONE.
Ruy Lopez not gone. Whatever.
Potion of Speed, GONE.
Potion of Health, GONE.
Next round I lightning bolt whoever is so stupid to come into melee, and drink a Stoneskin Potion. Ron Ball heals me and Iron Man goes for the healers.
I start by drinking a OneUp Potion, giving me a +1 to EVERYTHING, activate my Ring of Protection from Evil as a free action, move back my full movement rate, and drop a Dispel Magic on the PCs.
Aids GONE.
Ruy Lopez not gone. Whatever.
Potion of Speed, GONE.
Potion of Health, GONE.
Next round I lightning bolt whoever is so stupid to come into melee, and drink a Stoneskin Potion. Ron Ball heals me and Iron Man goes for the healers.
