Master Gregory Vrill, Hero and Family Man I have whatever potions I want to have... I'm the Guildmaster of the POTION GUILD asshole.

And I get 6 MISSILES... SIX... because of my OneUp potion, giving me +1 to EVERYTHING, that means +1 missile, +1 dmg per missile. Eat it.

I saved vs fireball and drank a potion that will heal me to full in my present state, which is BEYOND YOU. I'm obviously not a Lich moron.

Well fine here's some rap music for you.

Many men, wish death upon me
Blood in my eye dog and I can't see
I'm trying to be what I'm destined to be
And some PCs trying to take my life away

I put a magic missile in a PC for fucking with me
My back on the wall, now you gon' see
Better watch how you talk, when you talk about me
Cause I'll come and take your life away

Many men, many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me
Lord I don't cry no more
Don't look to the Zelb no more
Have mercy on me

Now these pussy PCs putting money on my head
Go on and get your refund motherfucker, I ain't dead
I'm the diamond in the dirt, that ain't been found
I'm the dreamworld king and I just been crowned

When I rhyme, something special happen every time
I'm the greatest, something like Croatius in his prime
I walk the block with the bundles
I've been knocked on the humble
Swing the ox when I rumble
Show your ass what my spells do

Got a temper Marivhon, go'head, lose your head
Turn your back on me, get missiled and lose your legs
I walk around potions on my waist, chip on my shoulder
Till I bust a 'bolt in your face, pussy, this beef ain't over

Many men, many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me
Zelba I don't cry no more
Don't look to the DM no more

Have mercy on me
Have mercy on my soul
Somewhere my owlbears turned cold
Have mercy on many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me

Sunny days wouldn't be special, if it wasn't for rain
Joy wouldn't feel so good, if it wasn't for pain
Death gotta be easy, 'cause life is hard
It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred
This is for my owlbears on the block, twisting trees and cigars
For the chemists on lock, doing life behind bars
I don't see only god can judge me, 'cause I see things clear
Quick these PCs will give my NPC ass a hundred years
I'm like Paulie in Goodfellas, you can call me the Don
Like Malcolm by any means, with my gun in my palm
DM switched sides on me, let PCs ride on me
I thought we was cool, why you want me to die homie?

Many men, many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me
Lord I don't cry no more
Don't look to the red robes no more
Have mercy on me
Have mercy on my soul
Somewhere my potions turned cold
Have mercy on many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me

Every night I email Rob, but he don't say nothing back
I know he protecting me, but I still stay with my gat
In my nightmares, PCs keep pulling Lopez on me
Ron says some bitch dumb, put a hex on me
The PCs didn't know much, when Abbey got shot
I got a kite from the pens that told me, my dogs got knocked
I ain't gonna spell it out for you motherfuckers all the time
Are you illiterate Dave? You can't read between the lines
In the bible it says, what goes around, comes around
Mike shot me, three weeks later he got shot down
Now it's clear that I'm here, for a real reason
Cause he got hit like I got hit, but he ain't fucking breathing

Many men, many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me
Lord I don't cry no more
Don't look to the sky no more
Have mercy on me
Have mercy on my soul
Somewhere my heart turned cold
Have mercy on many men
Many, many, many, many men
Wish death upon me  ¶ 3:16 AM