King Tut
I conclude my book by saying "The brown lotus sucks. If you get one, sell it for money."
But, then I write a book about my experience dying and coming back to life. I add some touchy-feely family moments, a knowingly awkward "first kiss" chapter, and end by affirming the value of life, love, family and religion. I also add a small chapter at the end about a light at the end of a tunnel and how (whatever deity has the most followers) smiled at me and said that my time wasn't up yet. Lastly I distill this wisdom into a few snippets to help with parenting: love your children for who they are, encourage them to be the best but accept and support their choices, and something about talking to them about sex and drugs.
I then compile a list of publishers to whom I could sell this manuscript, which is targeted squarely at the major demographic.
The brown lotus sucks sucks, true, but perhaps it can provide some indirect benefits to the entreprenurial (sp??) mind.
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I'm getting a little bored with this current phase, we seem to have stalled. Lately I've been the only one posting much, and I've lost interest. So, I hope someone else picks up the ball. Brogg, shoot me a text message if things get rolling again.