King Tut, Lord of the Phoenix
Wow this looks bad.
I'll throw RUYLOPEZ somewhere far away so that he's safe while granting us his bonuses. Since no one has taken Brogg's old +1 shield, I'll use it, leaving me with AC 1.
I'll have ZOMG attack Vrill. IQ check 8 =made, d% = 19. Go get 'em ZOMG.
I'll attack Vrill also. I don't know what the hell blue flames are, but I hope they are just for show!
BR 16 hits for 13 pts of dmg.
Is Ron Ball undead also? I have absolutely no clue who Ron Ball is.
I'm also referring to myself as Lord of the Phoenix now because I can come back from the dead (rise from the ashes). Caw, caw.