10.05.2006
In Which We Understand The Difference Between Brown Lotus Power And Gorilla Power
Okay Tut, you eat the Brown Lotus. You die. Seriously!
The power of the Brown Lotus, the Dead Lotus, is the power of life from death.
You come back from the dead. Lose one CON point. For real this time. I'm not kidding.
But here's the kicker: you now have a free Resurrection. Next time you die, you come back at full health, no con loss, good as new (full hp) the next round.
In the meantime, you're suddenly not afraid of death anymore. You've got a +3 to saves vs. fear until you die again.
You also have a Lotus Blessing, which grants you a +1 to all saves forever. (Meaning your save vs. fear is actually +4.)
Pretty good, all things considered. Hmm, you wonder what the other Lotus powers do. You have an oddly certain knowledge that if you eat another Brown Lotus, you'll die no save, no comeback. So stay away from the Brown Lotus next time.
(In case you're wondering, all three saves made is no con loss. You got 2/3. One save is what you got, except no Lotus Blessing. Zero saves is death. Welcome to Lotus Power.)
...
No, "MEEKS", "MASTER MEEKS", none of that crap works for the book icon. Huh, maybe it has something to do with why ORBACH and GREYHELM worked, rather than all the other random crap you've been entering.
...
You scry Mike the Zombie. You see Mike, a damned soul burning in Orcus's abyssal domain. It looks horrible, some crummy Type II demon is ripping out his fingernails. Uh oh.
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You scry a +3 Broadsword. Sure enough, it shows you ZOM-G and his awesome chainsaw. Zom wanders over and looks at himself in the mirror. You and Zom then look at each other, look down at his weapon, look back at each other, and slowly look back in the mirror.
HUH
GUESS IM POPULR
...
GO HEAD
TRY SOMETHN!!1
...
ILL SHOW U
RUMBLE IN TH JUNGLE
...
ILL SHOW U GORRLLA POWR BITCH
...
LOL JK
BT SRSLY
ITS MINE
U KNO?
The power of the Brown Lotus, the Dead Lotus, is the power of life from death.
You come back from the dead. Lose one CON point. For real this time. I'm not kidding.
But here's the kicker: you now have a free Resurrection. Next time you die, you come back at full health, no con loss, good as new (full hp) the next round.
In the meantime, you're suddenly not afraid of death anymore. You've got a +3 to saves vs. fear until you die again.
You also have a Lotus Blessing, which grants you a +1 to all saves forever. (Meaning your save vs. fear is actually +4.)
Pretty good, all things considered. Hmm, you wonder what the other Lotus powers do. You have an oddly certain knowledge that if you eat another Brown Lotus, you'll die no save, no comeback. So stay away from the Brown Lotus next time.
(In case you're wondering, all three saves made is no con loss. You got 2/3. One save is what you got, except no Lotus Blessing. Zero saves is death. Welcome to Lotus Power.)
...
No, "MEEKS", "MASTER MEEKS", none of that crap works for the book icon. Huh, maybe it has something to do with why ORBACH and GREYHELM worked, rather than all the other random crap you've been entering.
...
You scry Mike the Zombie. You see Mike, a damned soul burning in Orcus's abyssal domain. It looks horrible, some crummy Type II demon is ripping out his fingernails. Uh oh.
...
You scry a +3 Broadsword. Sure enough, it shows you ZOM-G and his awesome chainsaw. Zom wanders over and looks at himself in the mirror. You and Zom then look at each other, look down at his weapon, look back at each other, and slowly look back in the mirror.
HUH
GUESS IM POPULR
...
GO HEAD
TRY SOMETHN!!1
...
ILL SHOW U
RUMBLE IN TH JUNGLE
...
ILL SHOW U GORRLLA POWR BITCH
...
LOL JK
BT SRSLY
ITS MINE
U KNO?
