10.24.2006
Dave, Fist of Odin
Wow. Nabokov, hey? So, yeah, if it's by him, it must be good and shit.
Except, you know, it's not good. It's bad. And now you're a plagaristic stroke, to boot! And I'm pretty sure that Nabokov never actually wrote about Owlbears in Grito, so you're a plagaristic stroke who still CRAPS IN THE MOUTH OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
I'm going to leave along the whole topic of 'who's the best English novelist' and 'because you're a good novelist you're automatically a good poet' topics, because I'm not the Poetic Muse of Odin here. No, I am
Dave, Fist of Odin
(who he say?
Fist of Odin!)
And your pain
Will remain
To the break of dawn.
And then all of my previous comments apply to your 'rap', so you've proven yourself to be not just a cock-mongering ass-faced undead plagaristic mouth-crapping stroke, but a double-plus-bad cock-mongering ass-faced undead plagaristic mouth-crapping bug-fucking stroke.
Tut - you think the Metal Man is the better first target? Seems like Vrill's fireballs are a bigger threat, 'cuz Iron Guy can only hurt one of us a round.
Okay - one of the things I do this round is mime that MM back at Dr. Choad-Smoker. Dex Check BR 7 makes it, so he takes 29 points no save. That's pretty good.
I'd like to wait for the rest of my round to see what triage needs to happen on Brogg and Moth.
Except, you know, it's not good. It's bad. And now you're a plagaristic stroke, to boot! And I'm pretty sure that Nabokov never actually wrote about Owlbears in Grito, so you're a plagaristic stroke who still CRAPS IN THE MOUTH OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
I'm going to leave along the whole topic of 'who's the best English novelist' and 'because you're a good novelist you're automatically a good poet' topics, because I'm not the Poetic Muse of Odin here. No, I am
Dave, Fist of Odin
(who he say?
Fist of Odin!)
And your pain
Will remain
To the break of dawn.
And then all of my previous comments apply to your 'rap', so you've proven yourself to be not just a cock-mongering ass-faced undead plagaristic mouth-crapping stroke, but a double-plus-bad cock-mongering ass-faced undead plagaristic mouth-crapping bug-fucking stroke.
Tut - you think the Metal Man is the better first target? Seems like Vrill's fireballs are a bigger threat, 'cuz Iron Guy can only hurt one of us a round.
Okay - one of the things I do this round is mime that MM back at Dr. Choad-Smoker. Dex Check BR 7 makes it, so he takes 29 points no save. That's pretty good.
I'd like to wait for the rest of my round to see what triage needs to happen on Brogg and Moth.
