Dave, Fist of Odin Thanks to Ruy Lopez for his mad chess Skilz
He helps keep us sane and he helps with our Kilz
He's here for ten rounds and then off to pay Bilz,

Ruy Lopez! Ruy Lopez! Ruy Lopez!

He's got an opening that won him mad games
The first grandmaster who got all the dames
When I think of chessman the first of the names

Is Ruy Lopez! Ruy Lopez! Ruy Lopez!

You start with your King's pawn and then move your knight
And then push your bishop to give a big fright
There's lots of defenses but none of them might

Beat Ruy Lopez! Ruy Lopez! Ruy Lopez!

So if you're a Spaniard or if you are not
The Ruy Lopez opening is stellar hot
Your opponent will fail even with all he's got

Vs. Ruy Lopez! Ruy Lopez! Ruy Loooooooooo......


PEZ!  ¶ 3:36 PM