ZOM-G Controller
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Tut, none of those passwords work.
As for the controller, well it's pretty darn complicated. There are about 100 buttons, all the size of a chicklet or smaller, and they seem to randomly turn on and off.
As for ZOM-G... is there a person in there? That's a deep philosophical question I guess. If you knock on his armor, it sounds pretty solid. There's no eyeholes, or skin holes or ventilation of any sort. If you try to take his helmet off he says
HAY WTFTHATS MY HELMTOUCHU DONT SEE ME TOUCHIN YR HEADSO WHT U DOIN W/MINE??The helmet doesn't budge, although it does wobble around a bit. Your professional estimate is that ZOM-G is a golem, robot, automaton, or something like that, especially given what you and the other PCs know about the KoA.