POTATO BAR / NO LIES Schmektor, a bear, and some skeletons are attacking the KoA. Then Dave FoO brings in a gnome.

Schmektor, nice rolls, but you hit for 0 hp dmg. Same for the bear and the undead. The attacks just bounce right off the Knight. ZOM-G explains:

> IM UNDESTRUCTIBLE

But Dave FoO called it. The Knight sizes up the bear and slices its head right off, 30 hp.

> VTEC JUST KICKED IN
> I BLOGROLLD A 20
> IM GREAT AT BLOGGROLING
> LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT IT


ZOM-G looks at the gnome, looks over at Dave FoO and frowns.

> EXCUZ ME WTF U DOIN?

He looks back at the gnome.

> THATS NO MOON.


...

End of the round, the Mindflayer psionic blasts you all. Everyone make a save.

...

Nope, Tut, those passwords aren't quite right...

...

Top of the round, the Mindflayer begins his monologue over again, but ZOM-G keeps cutting him off.

ZOM-G
HORNY
GONNA TELL
A STORY

IT STARS ME
ZOM-G
CUZ IM A STAR
LIKE ARNIE

IM ON A QUEST
FOR THE BEST
SO I GOES
TO A REST

CUZ ZOM-GS
HUNGRYS
SO I GOES
TO WENDYS

FROSTIES
PATTIES
SALAD BAR
HOTTIES

FRENCH FRIES
BIGGIE SIZE
POTATO BAR
NO LIES

IN LINE
LOOKIN FINE
ZOM-G DRESSED
TO THE NINE

LADY LOOKIN
DIVINE
STANDIN UP
IN THE LINE

ZOMS ALL
“SUP HON?”
SHE LIKE
“YOUR FUN”
IM LIKE
“LETS RUN”
SHES LIKE
“WE DONE”

PICK HER UP
IN MY ESC
GET HER UP
ON MY DESK
LIKE SHES FLYIN
ON X
BUT ZOMS
NOT ROCKIN PROTECTS

CANT GO
TO THE STORE
CUZ I GOTS
NO MORE
ZOM-GS
FUCKIN POOR
SO ZOM
CANT SCORE

NO MONEY
IN THE PIGGY
ZOM-G
NO JIGGY

YOUR LIKE
“WHY G?”
IM LIKE
“SUX 2B ME”
SPENT MY LAST
GP
TO BUY A FUCKIN
FROSTY

STORYS GOT
A MORAL
CUZ ZOM-G
NOT GETTIN ORAL

IF YE GOTS
A NEED TO FEED
THEN HEED
ZOM-G’D:

DONT B
LIKE ZOM-G
ALWAYS ROCK
A
JIMMY

YEH  ¶ 6:09 PM