Moth
Note: I've got 3 magic missiles memorized for my spell list.
Okay, two rounds until the creepy gardener guy arrives. Are he and his mounds adventurers? Is Rupert's sword like Sting from the Hobbit, like it glows when it's favored enemy is around? Then again, we're adventurers, so it would always glow. Fuck that.
I ready my bow, and fire a volley of four arrows at the gardener.
BR 9 for 5.
BR 18 for 8.
BR 3 for 7.
BR 20 for 7 x 2= 14.
Con check BR 16 fails it. Hope I still get shoot those arrows.
Do I have to dance during battle to get my +1 Dex/AC? Hm, that could either look really cool or sissy as hell. Dex check BR 10 says?