MOAR PLZ ZOM-G looks at the +1 Mace, and looks back at his Chainsaw.

SRSLY?
NO THX
CHAINSAW KICKS ASS
GOT VTEC SEE?
MACES LIKE 4 THA WINGMAN
MOAR PLZ

He also looks with some interest at the ZOM-G Controller.

HUH
YEH THATS ME
THAT BOX
IM A ROBOT
DIDNT U GET THE MEMO?
ANYWAY I CANT USE IT
ITS RULE 53
CARS CANT DRIVETHMSLVES U KNO?
ROBOTS R TH SAME
BESIDES
ID JUST B LIEK FAPFAPFAPFAP
LOL J/K

Finally, you ask him about helping you guys get Vrill.

THATS A WIN
I COULD DO THT
I MEAN LOOK AT MY CHAR SHEET
WHT I GOT
I GOT A CHAINSAW
IM NOT LIEK AN HERO
IM NOT LIKE A WIZZRD
OR A PRESIDNET
I DONT GOT FLINT N TINDR FOR MAKIN FIRES
I DONT GOT BOOKS N THINGS
I JUST GOT A FUKKEN WEAPON
I GOTTA RIP SHT UP U KNO?
IM NOT LIIKE A 1ST LVL ELF
NAMED POTATOS
FROM MEXICO
IM KOA
IM FROM A MAGIC LAND
I PUT THE HURT ON
CHARGIN IT UP
BITCHES DONT KNOW MY RIGID METAL GRILL STRUCTRE
U GOTTA PRESS THE BUTTONS THO  ¶ 12:56 AM